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"He's a telly addict - we've got him on an eastenders drip."

'Be reasonable, Shirley! ??" you can't dial 911 for something that happened on a soap opera!'

'Casualty, Take one' clapper board traps persons finger

The peer review of your video consultation was fairly negative...but the good news is that it's got you a bit part on Emmerdale.

'I watched ER and now I'm getting a second opinion from Chicago Hope.'

"Thank goodness you're here, officers... Quick, change the channel. I'm missing my favorite soap opera!"

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

The effect of watching too many trials on TV.

'However, if you miss the question...'

Bird Soap Operas

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"Maybe getting Carmen to give them Spanish lessons was a bad idea."

"I told you you were watching too many soaps!"

Plan B

"Ladies and gentlemen, is there a doctor in the house?!" "Over here!! I watch a TV show called 'House'—the main character is a doctor and his name is 'House'! Is this helpful?!"

'... and then this REALLY rude woman said, 'You are the weakest link - goodbye', and it all kicked off.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

Top South African soap: Neighboers.

Hoping to compete with ABC's smash hit 'Desperate Housewives', Fox launches 'Desperate Plumbers'.

"Anything you say will be taken down and edited for 'Crimewatch.'

'The world was stunned today when the Sopranos put out a contract on the Three Tenors....'

The Professionals.

"I wish school was more like TV."

I thought watching major surgery on TV would make me wince, but they never showed the part about the patient dealing with their insurance company.

Real Housewives of the Supreme Court

Loki Trump

Expanded Limited Investigation

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

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