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Concierge service to relieve lawyers of household chores.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

A couple decides what to watch.

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"Accepting for..."

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

On the house

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

Mistress Talking to Maid

'Safe!'

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

'On TV they play dramatic music as the contestants enter the ring'

Yenta Theatre Presents: Waiting for Godot

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

"He joined in the debate."

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

"Your father forgives the thirty attemps you've made on his life, Oedipus. How does that make you feel?"

Housewives meet Top Chef

"All the world’s a stage, and we merely the actors/waiters."

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

'I know you're sensitive, Wally, but I only asked you to help wash the dishes!'