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Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Theatre Crowd

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

Eurydice in prison

Ben Jonson.

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Lady Jane Grey

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

La Boheme - Mimi dies

Maid

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

'Safe!'

Mistress Talking to Maid

"You rang, m'lord?"

On the house

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

Deepening rift between royal brothers

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'