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"I knew I'd find you in here scheming."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Mistress Talking to Maid

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Falstaff

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Comedy and tragedy masks

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

A pretention of playwrights

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

Knickerless Cage.

"True crime meets reality TV"

Tristan Und Isolde

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Two Rages Passing in the Night

Midsummer Night's Dream

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Tony Weller ejects Mr. Stiggins

Friedrich Schiller

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."