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"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Trump returns home

Drama Llama

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

'Safe!'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

On the house

Upstart Crow

Mistress Talking to Maid

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"What do you mean you don't think I'm the father?!"

The Harold Pinter theatre...

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

'I give it six months.'

Brunhilde

Gogglebollox.

"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."