Domestic Drama Aficionados Gifts

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Actor practising his indian war crys

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Trump returns home

Shakespeare's Earliest Influences. To bean or not to bean ….. Ye Olde Limas. Jolly Goode Cukes. The Bees Peas.

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Drama Llama

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

Rent-a-Drama: "How many tweens will you need for your event?"

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"What do you mean you don't think I'm the father?!"

Brunhilde

Upstart Crow

Mistress Talking to Maid

'I give it six months.'

'Safe!'

On the house

Gogglebollox.

'Is your client qualified to give a urine sample.'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."