Domestic Dramedy Fan Gifts

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Eurydice in prison

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Lady Jane Grey

Ben Jonson.

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

On the house

"You rang, m'lord?"

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

La Boheme - Mimi dies

'Safe!'

Mistress Talking to Maid

Maid

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

Deepening rift between royal brothers