Drama Fan Gifts

"Oohh! Doctor Jekyll, you've been drinking again."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

Eurydice in prison

The good, the bard and the ugly

Tosca sees painting

Theatre Crowd

"Oh oh, you'd better run, I recognise my husband's knock anywhere."

'So there I was, alone in the aisle, heart pounding, without a bloody clue as to what wine I should bring our hosts.'

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"Congratulations on opening night."

'Oh my God! Derick. . .A woman!'

"I just thought I'd get some practice in."

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

"Normally at a first table reading of a play, we just assume the corpse in the room."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"I just hope one day I'll be able to trust again."

"I know you're breaking up with me in a restaurant so I won't make a scene, but here's one from 'Death of a Salesman.' "

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Falstaff

Scarpia from Tosca

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Two Rages Passing in the Night