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"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Dad was widely regarded as being unsuitable for younger viewers.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

University Soapflakes

Falstaff

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

Scarpia's Palace

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Two Rages Passing in the Night

Tristan Und Isolde

"True crime meets reality TV"

Midsummer Night's Dream

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Cut! The witness hasn't been rehearsed.'

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.