Devilishly Delightful Decor Lover Mugs

"According to your organ donor card, you gave your soul to me."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Teapot

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"That's still too high"

'I've organised the bathroom.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"How?"

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Missing sock

'They had a sale on electric green.'

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

'The old one fell apart.'

Non Drip Paint

The Ugly Plant

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Red in tooth and claw.

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

"She always gets the upper bunk."

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

Feng Sushi

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

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