Novelty Decor Lover Pillows

Pinata Trophy

Dog with cat heads hanging on the wall.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

"Call me!"

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"That's still too high"

Food inspection results

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Bumper Limos

'The old one fell apart.'

Casual skydiving.

Drinking Hats

Ship in a Bottle

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Non Drip Paint

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Igloo Art.

Feng Sushi

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.