Novelty Decor Lover Prints

Pinata Trophy

Dog with cat heads hanging on the wall.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"Call me!"

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

"That's still too high"

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Bumper Limos

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Food inspection results

'The old one fell apart.'

Casual skydiving.

Feng Sushi

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

Igloo Art.

Drinking Hats

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Ship in a Bottle

Non Drip Paint

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.