Decorator With A Devilish Twist Pillows

"You also get a choice of finishes ? flat, semigloss or satan."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Can that be right?"

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

The Hammer

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Dare to be different.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Robotic Flower Arranging

Long-legged clown...

Carpet Cows

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

Escher's Dog

The Eclectic Chair