Decorator With A Devilish Twist Gifts

"You also get a choice of finishes ? flat, semigloss or satan."

Filet minion

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

"Can that be right?"

The Hammer

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Jackson Pollock the Spider

Dare to be different.

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

Long-legged clown...

Robotic Flower Arranging

Carpet Cows

A cat spells out Google in its litter box.

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"Make sure you get payment up front."