Devilish Decorator Gifts

"Go get me a visualiser! I'm thinking market meltdown, I'm thinking bail-out suspension!"

Devil buys a fridge (its hot in hell).

"What kind of deal can you give me on 7 or 8 trillion of those collars?"

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

Shelter Cat Nap

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

A new meaning in the Roman

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

Satan

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"If anyone asks, I did this."

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

"I guess they really are permanent."

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

Snowglobe In Summer

Bed, Bath & The Beyond

'I hear one more person say 'my bad'. I'll wring their neck!'

'. . . as shelves go it's okay - but I like to feel that my best work is ahead of me!'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

Easter Island Decorating

Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....

Pumpkin Sales

"Last year it was macrame, this year it's Christianity"

And on the Eighth Day God Just Puttered Around the House

The Devil.

Cat Plastic Canvas Decoration Hungry for Bird Plastic Canvas Decoration

"You also get a choice of finishes ? flat, semigloss or satan."

Inferior Designer

"This Halloween party is a great idea! Gracie is doing spooky decorations. And Tia Carmen is doing the fun gross-out food."