Hell's Decorator Gifts

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

'The roof needs icing.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

A new meaning in the Roman

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"It's fondue night!"

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

Traumatology.

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

Violin Playing Snowman.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"If anyone asks, I did this."

A christmas tree for the cat

"He loves me!"

"We'll take it."

A bear decorates a snowbear.

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"

"I guess they really are permanent."

'Not that yukky color!'

Letter to Santa, 'Dear Santa, Some Assembly Required. Timmy'

"Stop fidgeting...every time we move it scares the bejeebers out of them!"