Hell's Decorator Gifts

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

'The roof needs icing.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

A new meaning in the Roman

"It's fondue night!"

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

Traumatology.

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

Violin Playing Snowman.

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

A christmas tree for the cat

"If anyone asks, I did this."

"He loves me!"

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"We'll take it."

"I guess they really are permanent."

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

A bear decorates a snowbear.

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

'Not that yukky color!'

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"

"Stop fidgeting...every time we move it scares the bejeebers out of them!"

Snowglobe In Summer