Galactic Decorator Gifts

"The globe has landed and waiting for the dust to settle."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Painting by the numbers for adults

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Painting the Ceiling

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Face Painting.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'The roof needs icing.'

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed house site, but that I'm not familiar with your planet's building codes.'

'Quick, press control Z!'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Pollock Painting Company

Curtains haberdashery