Ethereal Decorator Gifts

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'The roof needs icing.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

Wallpaper Bouguet

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Violin Playing Snowman.

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

"He loves me!"

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

A christmas tree for the cat

"We'll take it."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

A bear decorates a snowbear.

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"