Ethereal Decorator Pillows

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'The roof needs icing.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

Crap others threw out

'Well Miss Hayward, your suggestion of trying Feng Shui didn't work.'

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

Wallpaper Bouguet

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Violin Playing Snowman.

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Rich Man with Lawn Mower followed by Maid with Hoover.

A christmas tree for the cat

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"He loves me!"

"We'll take it."

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

Man turns into an angel.

A bear decorates a snowbear.