Eclectic Decorator Pillows

Grim Swatter

Wallpaper Bouguet

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Filet minion

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

Yard Sale

Pinata Trophies

"Can that be right?"

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

Dare to be different.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'