Eclectic Decorator Pillows

Grim Swatter

Wallpaper Bouguet

Crap others threw out

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Filet minion

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

Yard Sale

Pinata Trophies

"Can that be right?"

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

Jackson Pollock the Spider

If you can read this, you're standing too close.