Unique Decorators Pillows

Don't smoke in the house

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'How are you doing on your side?'

A new meaning in the Roman

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

"We both love Chinese food."

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

Artist Painting his Television.

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Wallpaper Bouguet

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

'It's my feature wall.'

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."