Unique Decorators Prints

Don't smoke in the house

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Crap others threw out

'How are you doing on your side?'

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

A new meaning in the Roman

"We both love Chinese food."

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Artist Painting his Television.

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Wallpaper Bouguet

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

'It's my feature wall.'

Prisoner decorating his cell.