Unique Decor Prints

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"You spoil that mosquito!"

Lemming Suicide Hotline.

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Beanirrito"

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"Underweird bras."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Baby squirrel & Berries

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Pillows in love.

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

'How are you doing on your side?'

"We're out of flowers."

Robotic Flower Arranging

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

Must Adopt As A Pair.

Roadkill Restaurant

Missing sock

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

Art Gecko.