Unique Decor Gifts

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"You spoil that mosquito!"

Lemming Suicide Hotline.

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Beanirrito"

Emergency Hipster Beard

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Underweird bras."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Baby squirrel & Berries

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Pillows in love.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

'How are you doing on your side?'

"We're out of flowers."

Robotic Flower Arranging

Must Adopt As A Pair.

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

Roadkill Restaurant

Missing sock

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Art Gecko.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.