Unconventional Decor Gifts

Bed of nails.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

The Hammer

Generic Store: Sign in Window

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Crap others threw out

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Wallpaper Bouguet

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

Unplugged.

Unconventional Music Player

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

"Thanks for coming Bob, the reception was terrible before..."

The Snowpire

Xmas tree

"Damn - we'll have to hire a new one!"

Family living in an allevator

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

101 uses of a dead cat: insulation

Grim Swatter

"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."

Lemming Suicide Hotline.

"I was just wondering, Mr. Parker, when you planned to come by and pick up Mrs. Parker?"

"This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen."

Man peeing from a high diving board into a toilet