Unconventional Decor T-Shirts

Bed of nails.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

The Hammer

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Wallpaper Bouguet

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Unplugged.

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

Unconventional Music Player

"Trust me, this place is worth the wait."

The Snowpire

"Thanks for coming Bob, the reception was terrible before..."

Family living in an allevator

Xmas tree

"Damn - we'll have to hire a new one!"

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

Grim Swatter

101 uses of a dead cat: insulation

"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."

Man peeing from a high diving board into a toilet

'Outré!'

"This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen."

Lemming Suicide Hotline.

"You spoil that mosquito!"