Decorating With A Twist T-Shirts

"Well, I think Christmas decorations are overdone!"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Pollock Painting Company

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

Duck in a bathtub

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

Superintendent

Artist Painting his Television.

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

"Are you willing to relocate?"

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"No, this is the elephant."

'It's my feature wall.'

Unconventional Music Player

'Justin, what did I say about storing your anteater there?'

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"Larry, did you water the plant?"