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Family living in an allevator

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Tedious Romantic.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Two portraits kissing each other

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'It's a coffee-book table.'