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A snowman uses a window cleaning spray to clean the glass.

A dog house for a bird

Toilet Cuckoo Clock

"About this second hand set you sold me..."

The Chest of Drawers Whisperer.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

101 uses of a dead cat: bellows.

"This one I bagged by accident when I was cleaning my harpoon in a paddling pool."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Filet minion

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

His & hers towels.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'