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A snowman uses a window cleaning spray to clean the glass.

A dog house for a bird

Toilet Cuckoo Clock

"About this second hand set you sold me..."

The Chest of Drawers Whisperer.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

101 uses of a dead cat: bellows.

"This one I bagged by accident when I was cleaning my harpoon in a paddling pool."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Filet minion

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Yard Sale

Pinata Trophies

"Can that be right?"

The Hammer

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

His & hers towels.

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.