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"Thanks for coming Bob, the reception was terrible before..."

Quarantined Matryoshkas

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

His & hers towels.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Rogue elephant

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Snow globe

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Superintendent

"How?"

Carnations.

Missing sock

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

"Are you willing to relocate?"

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room