Quirky Home Decor T-Shirts

'Maybe he said store the wine horizontally...'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Cake Free Zone

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Rogue elephant

His & hers towels.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Snow globe

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

"How?"

Missing sock

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Carnations.

Superintendent

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Artist Painting his Television.