Quirky Home Decor Mugs

'And THIS is our top seller! It's a couch that looks like potatoes for couch potatoes!'

'Maybe he said store the wine horizontally...'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Cake Free Zone

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Rogue elephant

His & hers towels.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

Snow globe

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

Carnations.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Missing sock

Superintendent