Quirky Home Decorator T-Shirts

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Highway project

"No, this is the elephant."

'Wow, Geraldine, when you said you were redecorating with an outdoors motif I didn't think you meant this...'

Cats looking at litter bin - 'It must be intended for exceedingly tall cats.'

Bowel Sweet Bowel.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Dog and Teddy bear Kennels

"Using our house as a makeshift morgue is going to make it harder to sell."

Mice in lab maze paper the walls with wallpaper that has pictures of cheese on it.

'We've papered over the new flat screen TV to make it less obtrusive'

Wrong ornament.

"Let me get this straight. . . you want me to make every door leading to this room, even 'more' squeaky?"

Home on the Range.

'Oh wow! They're got brown pottery, stained glass sun catchers and cows cut out of plywood!'

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

'Well, doctor, I want a smaller carrot!'

Bird House Doorbell

Three gun dogs holding ducks in their mouth as ornaments on the wall.

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Home security isn't subtle. If you've got it, flaunt it!"

Garbage is a collector's item.

Chia carpeting.

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

'With a bell like that it must work...even if he isn't home!'

REALLY CUCKOO CLOCK

Fire station pole. 'Don't worry, a fireman lives upstairs.'

Miss Liberty's Occasional Household Slippers

Superintendent

"Obviously, They Had Too Many Refrigerator Magnets."

I have no space to 'think outside the box'."

"Are you willing to relocate?"

"Steve, don't move – I'll get help!"