Quirky Home Designer T-Shirts

Arctic Snails.

Climbing into the bathtub

"Hello?...I recently ordered an Indian carpet, but I think you've sent me a Sicilian one!"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Filet minion

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

"Can that be right?"

The Hammer

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Rogue elephant

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

His & hers towels.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'