Quirky Home Designer T-Shirts

Arctic Snails.

Climbing into the bathtub

"Hello?...I recently ordered an Indian carpet, but I think you've sent me a Sicilian one!"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Cake Free Zone

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

Yard Sale

Pinata Trophies

"Can that be right?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

His & hers towels.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Rogue elephant

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'It's a coffee-book table.'