Quirky Home Stylist T-Shirts

Doulton Canada Geese

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

Yard Sale

"Can that be right?"

Pinata Trophies

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

His & hers towels.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'It's a coffee-book table.'