Quirky Home Stylist T-Shirts

Doulton Canada Geese

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Filet minion

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

His & hers towels.

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.