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"You know your dog better than I do."

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'Be reasonable, dear - I'm sure Mrs West didn't mean to clash with your new curtains.'

"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Alex, please. Just because I'm not home doesn't mean I'm not thinking about new slipcovers."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Dying your hair red at home

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

"Jack sensed that Susan was planning to rearrange the furniture again."

"Something for the weekend sir?"

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

Feng Shui Department

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

At the suit makers

Curling your hair for no reason

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Doulton Canada Geese

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

The quarantine self cut.

Choosing What To Wear.

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.