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"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Wallpaper Bouguet

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Mr Metrosexual.

'Do you like my little black number?'

At the suit makers

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"That shirt is so last year."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

His and Her wardrobe's

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'