Home Styling Guru Gifts

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Wallpaper Bouguet

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

A women in a shoeshop.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Keeping warm.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Mr Metrosexual.

At the suit makers

'Do you like my little black number?'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

His and Her wardrobe's

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."