Home Stylist Gifts

"You know your dog better than I do."

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'Be reasonable, dear - I'm sure Mrs West didn't mean to clash with your new curtains.'

"In the store it was kitschy - in my apartment it was tacky."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Alex, please. Just because I'm not home doesn't mean I'm not thinking about new slipcovers."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Dying your hair red at home

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

"Jack sensed that Susan was planning to rearrange the furniture again."

"Something for the weekend sir?"

'The architect speaks: I discarded Frank LLoyd Wright...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

Feng Shui Department

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

At the suit makers

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Curling your hair for no reason

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Doulton Canada Geese

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

The quarantine self cut.

Choosing What To Wear.

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"