Domestic Stylist Gifts

"Dress code around the house is smart casual, not fundamentalist chic!"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I don't like your application."

At the suit makers

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...