Domestic Designer Gifts

"Is this the first time you've put wallpaper up?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Two portraits kissing each other

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

Tedious Romantic.

Man and woman buying furniture.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"I love what you've done with him."

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

Curtains haberdashery

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"