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"Is this the first time you've put wallpaper up?"

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Man and woman buying furniture.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Two portraits kissing each other

Tedious Romantic.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"I love what you've done with him."

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

Curtains haberdashery

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"