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"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"You know they're just plastic, and I know they're just plastic, but take them down."

Sailor and car

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Empty box of ideas

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Painting the Ceiling

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Use your imagination.

Eureka!

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Bright idea

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

Creative department

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."