Home Office Stylist Gifts

"Reporting live from my apartment in my pajamas, this is Herb Nielson."

"Congratulations! You are now forging ahead in our self-isolating backdrop competition!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Shampoo.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Absolutely not!"

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

At the suit makers

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

The barber

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Complete Makeover

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"