Workspace Stylist Gifts

'This gives us a more homely feeling than cubicles.'

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Shoe addict.

Pampered and poodled.

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"