Stylist Gifts

Hip For Spring - Six Great Looks for Men

"I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Snow White and her Seven people.

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

1420: The court of Henry V. "Good news Sire! We have apprehended the man who cut your hair!"

Trendy wolf says to wolf in sheep's clothing: 'That's SO last season.'

'Do you have it in black?'

'Parrots are so last year. This year possums are in!'

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'Perkins, you're my most trusted advisor. Does my ass look big in this suit?'

'Cut both both short. Hair and the conversation!'

"Just because you can wear a sweatsuit all the time doesn't mean you SHOULD"

'I don't want a haircut. I'm just looking for a man who will listen to me!'

"Fantastic crucifix."

Fashionable men discussing whether stripes or checks is the best pattern for trousers

Just the usual, thanks.

"It's fall, Massimo. Let's cab it to Bergdorf's and get you some hair."

Trendy man says to wife: 'I don't know much about art but I know what to pretend I like.'

"Frankly, I find style without substance a hell of a lot easier to cope with."

Dual fuel deals.

"He was in here yesterday. Halfway through he ran out without paying."

'To be honest, I don't particularly care for long hair, I just like to get my money's worth.'

A new stylist, with fussing and savoury biscuits. . . but overall, Bev was very happy with the result!!

Fake fur coat and no knickers

What female dogs think about their looks.

The haircut is invented

'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'

'I'll have it cut like last time I was here...All different lengths around the front and back, a strange spikey bit on top and bald patches here, here and here!'

"On your head, sire."

Moses the barber - 'Hey, neat part!'

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'