Stylist Gifts

Hip For Spring - Six Great Looks for Men

"I say one or the other. But leopardskin and heels is too much."

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Snow White and her Seven people.

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

Trendy wolf says to wolf in sheep's clothing: 'That's SO last season.'

Jack-o-lantern in a Barbershop

'Parrots are so last year. This year possums are in!'

'Perkins, you're my most trusted advisor. Does my ass look big in this suit?'

'Cut both both short. Hair and the conversation!'

Dual fuel deals.

"Fantastic crucifix."

Just the usual, thanks.

"It's fall, Massimo. Let's cab it to Bergdorf's and get you some hair."

"He was in here yesterday. Halfway through he ran out without paying."

"Frankly, I find style without substance a hell of a lot easier to cope with."

'I don't want a haircut. I'm just looking for a man who will listen to me!'

"Just because you can wear a sweatsuit all the time doesn't mean you SHOULD"

Fashionable men discussing whether stripes or checks is the best pattern for trousers

Trendy man says to wife: 'I don't know much about art but I know what to pretend I like.'

'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."

"On your head, sire."

A styling moose.

Moses the barber - 'Hey, neat part!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Hairdos and HAIRDON'TS!!

A new stylist, with fussing and savoury biscuits. . . but overall, Bev was very happy with the result!!

"My stylist told me to dress for the job I want the most. . . but I've got no idea what stay-at-home billionaires wear?"

"If that's Rapunzel, I'm not in!"

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'