Creative Stylist Gifts

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Cornrows

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'She's so put together!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"This is daring, but I like it."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

At the suit makers

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"I don't like your application."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'