Creative Fashion Gifts

'The Temptation of Antonio, Fashion Designer.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Use your imagination.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Advocado

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"Underweird bras."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Building Blocks.

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Executive MFA

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

"I had to get braces."

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

Flower spins its petals and flies like plane.

Odile

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Wooly mammoth

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'

Cornrows

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'