Innovative Fashion Gifts

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Underweird bras."

"Like my new haircut?"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Floss Street Vendor

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

What the future holds - according to sci-fi movies

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

I've found the designer gene.

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

The latest fall fashion trends

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.

'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'