Innovative Fashion Gifts

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Underweird bras."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Like my new haircut?"

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

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Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

His mane bun is just so wrong.

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

What the future holds - according to sci-fi movies

'I think of it as mending pants, not splicing jeans.'

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'

The latest fall fashion trends

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

I've found the designer gene.

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'