Unique Fashion Gifts

Henry put it on at a party - he liked it so much he's been wearing it ever since.

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Advocado

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Things are looking up!"

"Underweird bras."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

Flower tribute

'It's my feature wall.'

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'Some people think they're ugly. I think they're appealing!'

"Well, it works for Susan Sontag."

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

'I don't rate black lipstick - liquorice is less messy and more flavoursome.'

"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

Failed business ventures.

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

Bob tries, unsuccessfully, to wear the world as a loose garment.

Penguin in a swimming costume.

"Have you got anything that doesn't look like a pressure gauge from the Titanic?"

"Yes, but am I obsessed with those shoes for the wrong reasons?!"

"I used to hate the idea of facial hair - but then it grew on me..."

Goth Concerns: "I dunno, guys. lately things have been going really well for me. I can't think of a single reason to be unhappy."

"You spoil that mosquito!"